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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

At Burning Man a lot of time is spent lounging around your homebase camp, often exhausted from dancing all night or primping to get ready for the next big thing, finishing some art, or battening down for another dust storm. Depending on they type of person you are you can spend the entire week sober or drunk/high or as intermittent as you like.

Many people bring melons to camp because they don't rot quickly like meat in the heat, and because they are refreshing, especially when cool, and when you've sweated so much. Many people bring too many melons and don't use them all so they make for unpleasant waste.

Sitting around making very un-pc jokes and such is common. At some point someone asked what would it take for so-and-so to fuck a melon. They listed off some drugs and others made them present. Someone else said they'd do it too. More drugs came out with markers to make faces on the melons with penetration holes.

Several melons of various botanies were violated and sacrificed on the altar of entertainment, one even had polar holes and was "airtighted". The bawdy women were also loving the hysterics of it too, and though I don't know if any participated with fruit, I saw with my own eyes an 8 inch G.I.Joe go where others fear to tread.

The scary thing is - I'm not sure who was or was not sober.

P.S. Circles of friends grow and ebb, overlap and split, and I don't recall who exactly did what. I won't tell you the lasting name of the greater group, but I can tell you that many of them were in the Clown Porn Posse. I was even warehousemates with one of the CPP founders. Interesting times...

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    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    At some point in their lives. At that point, I most certainly was not. Had I been, I might have partaken in the melon orgy to "earn" myself some non-sobriety. I didn't need to prove myself. I already hosted the largest annual orgy at Burning Man, The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest.