This "pastor" dies each mass and can only be resurrected via the Holy Spirit being activated when given enough money.

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Hallelujah!

[–]Tiwaking 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

This reminds me of the cure for Aids

[–]Undiscovered 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

They call those rabbis not pastors.

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I have to admit, American Pastor videos and controversies have become a guilty pleasure of mine because they're always so funny and good.

[–]useless_aether 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

those gullible fools should invest their money into some tar and feathers instead

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      [–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      Leper method actor

      [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      Do a bottom surgery quick

      [–]Vigte 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      Start a cult is my backup-backup plan, after: becoming a farmer and then sueing the government for "not doing enough about climate change" when my crops don't grow.

      [–]HeyImSancho 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      It's a miracle on OG street!

      [–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      A committed group of pranksters with napkins would have a similar effect.

      As a currency, napkins are good for one resurrection.

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      Why do you think she's "slowly" starting to wake up towards the end? She's looking at how much money has been placed on her stomach.

      If she saw napkins she'd just die forever then, she'd stop moving. No one wants to be a murderer.