Florida criminals from lawful-good to chaotic-evil. - [ This chart is sexist. ]

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Neutral evil has elite mastery over his bodily functions.

I condemn his actions, but commend his level of attainment.

Edit: He can pop wood and drop deuces on command.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

You can't?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I need to meditate and focus intensely to remain proud while loosing a deuce.

I doubt I could achieve both with a firearm pointed at me.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

There's no dignity in death or pooping.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

There's no shame in shitting; while you wack it.

Noam Chomsky

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Accurate quote.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

How da fuk is vaping semen is good?

...or using taco as an ID better then trying to make dogo immortal?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Just try it. You might like it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

NOPE!

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Just the tip?

[–]xExekut3x 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn FL heat messes with ya, man. I always get a little wild when I go to the gulf for vacation.