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[–]Tom_Bombadil 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Much of what was labeled "polio" was actually nerve damage from DDT poisoning, and similar treatments.

The balance of "polio" cases has been relabeled "meningitis".

"Polio" is similar to "Covid". It's a catch-all label.

Fall off of a roof?

Caught Covid on impact.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fall off of a roof?

Caught Covid on impact

Well actually, you coughed before you fell off the roof which is what caused you to fall, and you were coughing because you had Covid (it just went undetected), so technically you didn’t die from the fall, it was Covid making you cough which lead you to your fall that killed you (you wouldn’t have fallen if it weren’t for Covid making you cough).

It makes sense (to someone out there), see now?

[–]ohkrill 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

DDT is perfectly safe for human consumption.

[–]zyxzevn[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Science is certainly not settled on that.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So is Teflon, I personally like to lick furniture until it runs out of that delicious teffy flavor. People say that's dangerous because my furniture could catch on fire, but fuck it, if it's good, it's good.

Don't even get me started on the magic Teflon does for Ikea's cooking instruments - adds so much flavor when cooking with their pans or woks omg. They layer the tef on right, it's part of what makes their Swedish meatballs so good.