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[–]Musky 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Trust us, bro.

[–]Fiyanggu 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Any other finding would be bad for business.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Reminds me of the ration number rewriting in 1984.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Very unlikely" in quotes sounds sarcastic. It also avoids actual statistics.