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[–]filbs111 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not as terrifying as variant 6000-SUX Turbo-II Plus Alpha X AE A-12

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ermahgurd another kind of flu. We is all gunna di.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like a Jaguar model.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They love covid so much they called the new variant sexy

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not going to be scared until there is an Applebee's Friday Night Special Plus variant.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

XE causes symptoms including sore throat, runny nose, and sneezing. This is different than the first strain of the corona virus as the original one caused fever, coughing, and a loss of taste or smell.

THE HORROR!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I honestly just sneezed about 10 times in a row, and I can't believe they didn't mention that it ALSO makes your eyes water. I thought I was gonna die, just scheduled my vax appointment.