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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would pay to fly on the same plane as Fauci in a seat close to him. The night before the flight I would eat a lot of onions, garlic, boiled eggs, asparagus, cabbage, beans, and cheeses. Then I would carry a big smelly Subway sandwich on the plane and eat it. I would hope it was a cross country flight so I could fart on him for several hours.