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What can we use as a bioweapon?

"Well there's AIDs."

Try it. Infect ALL the fags, contaminate blood supplies, keep clean needles away from junkies, encourage black men to ..., wait no, they'll do that anyways.

"AIDs didn't work, sir!"

Fuck, what else can we try?

"Well there's SARSs."

Try it. Infect pigs, cows, and Chinese bats in case someone decides to fuck one of those some day, and we'll do a big scare campaign to get people to take a vaccine they don't really need.

"SARs didn't work, sir!"

Goddamnit, what else can we try?

"Oh hey, you remember the guy who fucked that bat?"