Omicron variant may have picked up a piece of common-cold virus | Reuters

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

What can we use as a bioweapon?

"Well there's AIDs."

Try it. Infect ALL the fags, contaminate blood supplies, keep clean needles away from junkies, encourage black men to ..., wait no, they'll do that anyways.

"AIDs didn't work, sir!"

Fuck, what else can we try?

"Well there's SARSs."

Try it. Infect pigs, cows, and Chinese bats in case someone decides to fuck one of those some day, and we'll do a big scare campaign to get people to take a vaccine they don't really need.

"SARs didn't work, sir!"

Goddamnit, what else can we try?

"Oh hey, you remember the guy who fucked that bat?"

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The theory going round is that omicron evolved from the common cold in contract with covid-19, not the other way round.

This would explain the zero deaths.

Covid is over, whether they like it or not.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wonder what the next variant will pick up.

[–]doginventer[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A grammy.