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[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I once ordered a cup of coffee in one country, pissed on the beach in another, then returned to the first country while the coffee was still warm.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I shot an M-60 Machine Gun in The Republic of Panama and unloaded it in Clarksville, Tennessee. I could have taken out the floor of that C-141 Starlifter. Then I farted.