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[–]thefirststone 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

You can tell this will never happen because we don't live in 1984.

Now, consumer, take your Pfizer™Soma®, proud sponsor of Disney®™©CapeShitⓈⓄⓎ

[–]AmericanMuskrat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Soma has kind of an interesting history. Although it shares the name, the real life soma is a muscle relaxer that I'm pretty sure was abused mostly because of the name. It does potentiate opiates, but so do all muscle relaxers. Still, as a sought after substance it became the only muscle relaxer to be scheduled as a controlled substance.

[–]infocom6502 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

what about mandatory vitamin D level testing?

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

And I turn lead into gold for only $25 KG.

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I'll take two please.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

2 KG, wonderful. Just send the lead to California Governor's Office with Obama notes or 911 notes

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It'd make more sense if you sourced the lead locally, shipping 2 kilos back and forth will add unnecessarily to the overhead.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I see why over on reddit you must state "sarcasm", it's for people like you.

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean.... You lied to me!!!? What am I going to do with all these 911 dollars now?