Hey guys, it's me, Francis. My therapist told me in order to expertly communicate, I have to speak clearly, and without anger. So today, I'm gonna try to do that. This is a message for the people at Microsoft who run Xbox LIVE. I want to communicate expertly, something important to you. This is my Xbox 360, and I use it to play video games. I got this one after I broke my other one because it red ringed, and this is my third one. I got the cheapest one - the old ones that you still have to run wires to it to have internet access. And you can do a lot of things on an Xbox 360. You... you can connect to the internet, and you can browse the internet, and you can watch your Netflix, and you can look at video games, you can play video games online, and you can download games, and pay for them, and its really fun. But in order to do these things, you have to pay an Xbox LIVE fee, which can run as much as $9.99. Or if you get a special deal, can be as cheap as $4.99. And I'm like, I have a question. Why the fuck does it cost money to play a game I already fucking booooought?! Why the fuck?! I'm already paying $7.99 for Netflix! Wha... why the fuck do I have to pay to be online with THIS piece of shit?! FUCK IT! Okay! Well, what else do I have in my house that can get online? Well, let's see. I have a PlayStation 3, okay? What can I do with the PlayStation 3? Well I can connect to the internet, and I can BROWSE the fucking thiiiing, and I can play video games that I BOOOOUGHT, and I can watch Netflix, and I can watch Hulu, and I can stream music, and also I don't have to see fucking ads on my DASHBOARD for fucking Doritos and Mountain Dew! Hey, quess what?! I KNOW what Mountain Dew is, okay? Look at me! I know what fucking Doritos are! You don't have to tell me that I get Halo points for fucking buying the- what the FUUUUUUUCK? Okay, and they do charge me money, okay? If I want to get PlayStation Plus, I can pay for it. They give me free fucking games, not pictures OF MASTER CHIEF, DRINKING FUCKING MOUNTAIN DEEEEEEEEEEW! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Okay, what else do I have in my FUCKING house that gets online? Well, this red piece of shit, this is the Nintendo Wii! It's built for fucking FOUR YEAR OLDS, and my fucking GRANDMOTHER, BUT EVEN THIS FUCKING THING STREAMS NETFLIX, FOR FUCKING FREE! And then what about this? Oh, it's my fucking iPad! I can DOWNLOAD fucking games, I can connect to the GODDAMN INTERNET, I can fucking PLAY the games for fucking FREE, I can play them against my opponents, I DON'T HAVE TO SEE ADS, FOR MASTER FUCKING CHIEF! OH, WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING PHONE? MY PHONE CONNECTS TO THE INTERNET, FROM ANY FUCKING WHERE, AND I HAVE TO PAY A FEE, BUT IT'S FOR THE FONKEN PHONE SERVICE! THE INTERNET- I CAN CONNECT TO WIFI ANYWHEEEEERE! IT'S FUCKING FREE TO CONNECT TO WIFI! I CAN DOWNLOAD FUCKING GAMES, I CAN FUCKING PLAY GAMES, I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH IT, I DON'T PAY $5.99! THIS IS MY FUCKING PIKACHU WII! OH, THIS IS MY FUCKING 3DSXL! CONNECTS TO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT IT TO, WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT IT TO! I CAN PLAY GAMES ON IT! I CAN STREAM FUCKING NETFLIX! IT'S NOT SIX! FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH! FIX THIS SHIT! YOU CON ARTISTS! YOU MOTHER FUCKEEEEEERS! FIX IIIIIIIIIIT! I'M TIRED OF PAYING, FOR YOUR BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!