What now, bitches?

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[–]American_Muskrat 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

This is like what people eat when there are famines.

You practicing?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I'm practicing total vaginal domination. You serve this with a steak and fight off the marriage proposals.

[–]Freddy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm sure you'll make a great housewife one day!

By the way, are you autistic?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks buddy! Why yes, I am quite artistic. As you can see from these fine onions.

[–]Freddy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think you're awe-tistic!

[–]American_Muskrat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

My mutual Kaitlyn is single, she's a nice traditional Godly woman. A little hotter than Mel. Virgin. 30.

https://x.com/Keekeebooks

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Not hotter than mel. Seems about infinity times cooler and more functional though. Ty homie.

[–]4memo 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

If only I could be as cool and as functional as a verbally abusive narcissist who is a little bitch to a jew whore and has to give half your money away to an annoying cunt. Yeah, you really have a leg to stand on. Little bitch.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What about my onions though?

[–]4memo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I could make them better. In fact, I will. I'll have a picture sent to you.

[–]4memo 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Looks like a literal potato and triple vaxxed. God you are a fucking retard.

Come to think of it, she looks a lot like jet199. No wonder you like her. Get her some ozempic to complete the picture.

[–]American_Muskrat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Also, while that pan was hot you could have added some water or beer (careful of thermal shock) and turned the fond into a pan sauce.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm fond of this idea

[–]Zapt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you add the goat cheese?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. It is over cooked Colby jack, as suggested by a comment on reddit.