Carrot ginger sesame chicken wontons

American_Muskrat

Just grabbed it, although I think that was from someone's china collection

Zapt

I see you broke out the fancy plates for this one.

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Yes. It is over cooked Colby jack, as suggested by a comment on reddit.

American_Muskrat

It's my cooking area, they have to be done in batches. I didn't tell u/FullRetard that part. That actually kinda sucks cause they cook quick so you can't do other things, but long enough you're tied up for a bit.

Paper towel catching the oil keeps em from getting soggy. You don't want them sitting in oil.

Zapt

Did you add the goat cheese?

Zapt

The presentation is less than 5-star, but it looks delicious.

American_Muskrat

Yup, and everything made with fancy ass ingredients. There's onion in the chicken and the gravy. That's in my 12 secret herbs and spices. It was divine 👌🏻

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Gravy and honey mustard? Nice chef. I bet there is onion in your gravy, h8er.

4memo

I could make them better. In fact, I will. I'll have a picture sent to you.

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What about my onions though?

4memo

If only I could be as cool and as functional as a verbally abusive narcissist who is a little bitch to a jew whore and has to give half your money away to an annoying cunt. Yeah, you really have a leg to stand on. Little bitch.

4memo

Looks like a literal potato and triple vaxxed. God you are a fucking retard.

Come to think of it, she looks a lot like jet199. No wonder you like her. Get her some ozempic to complete the picture.

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Not hotter than mel. Seems about infinity times cooler and more functional though. Ty homie.

American_Muskrat

My mutual Kaitlyn is single, she's a nice traditional Godly woman. A little hotter than Mel. Virgin. 30.

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Freddy

I think you're awe-tistic!

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Thanks buddy! Why yes, I am quite artistic. As you can see from these fine onions.

Freddy

I'm sure you'll make a great housewife one day!

By the way, are you autistic?

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I'm practicing total vaginal domination. You serve this with a steak and fight off the marriage proposals.

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I'm fond of this idea

American_Muskrat

Also, while that pan was hot you could have added some water or beer (careful of thermal shock) and turned the fond into a pan sauce.

American_Muskrat

This is like what people eat when there are famines.

You practicing?

American_Muskrat

Yup, nothing in my chilli but chilli, meat, and seasoning. It's really rehydrating the peppers that makes it so good. And the flavor enhancing chemicals.

Zapt

That looks like proper Texas-style chili, unlike the bean filled stuff they serve around here.

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keepin it one hundo!

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Get it chef!

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