I heard this on the radio many years ago. They never played it again for obvious reasons. I thought I must have imagined this song but one day found it on YouTube. Oh joyous day!

edit: Actually this comment highlights the difference between this version and the album version:

Kennerad0 11 months ago (edited) The album version was completely different to this, the start had lyrics like "we were south of the vaughans the other night, we were cruising around and it was out of sight, we were in the mood for some spicy food and thought curry would go down rather rude" also the end of the song had lyrics like "we had a good night and we had allota fun, but please don't give me any pappadoms!"