The TRUTH About Christmas - History is a Lie (24:02) ~ Armoured Skeptic by JasonCarswell in Christmas

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That sounds like something my crazy bible thumping SIL would come up with.

12 Random Days of Christmas Lyrics (My song) by 4waldo in Christmas

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aw just realized I messed up on the thrid and 4th day

All about Christmas - Trinity Christmas by trinitychristmas in Christmas

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Good read

CM Christmas Music — Not Peace, but a Sword by carn0ld03 in Christmas

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> Music: William Mahoney, PhD | Twitter: @WFEMahoney

Linus's Christmas Monologue [Book Of Luke 2:8-20] by carn0ld03 in Christmas

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> "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this [shall be] a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, And on earth, peace to men of goodwill."

Notice the audible stutter on that last sentence.

Drinker's Christmas Crackers - It's a Wonderful Life (11:51) ~ The Critical Drinker by JasonCarswell in Christmas

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/u/Enza, come back again soon as I'll have something for you to read, hopefully worth it. Later, in a month or few I'll have something even better - my story.

Christmas Isn't Pagan by carn0ld03 in Christmas

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> The return of the Advent season brings with it fresh invitations for Christians to undergo temporal mortifications and perform works of charity. Living as we are in the narrow sliver of history when glib mockery of the Almighty is tolerated, those mortifications temporarily include suffering high school-tier attacks on Christmas from atheist redditors. Happily, their fedora-bedecked antics give us occasions to do the merciful work of correcting their ignorance.

> In light of the above, I thought it a good time to pull the following viral post out of the archives. Use it in a spirit of good will.

FX's Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol - Arkhaven Site by carn0ld03 in Christmas

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> A reader asked me my opinion of FX’s new “edgy” version of Charles Dicken’s A Christmas Carol. I said I’d give it a look.

> I did.

> Then I washed my eyes out with bleach.

> FX’s version of A Christmas Carol is hideous, hollow and Woke. I can’t do a proper review of it because I didn’t watch it all the way to the end. I threw in the towel when I figured out that Mrs. Cratchit was prostituting herself in Victorian back alleys to buy Tiny Tim medicine.

> My hackles were raised in the opening credits when I saw that harbinger doom, “made in cooperation with the BBC.” I will grant that the BBC used to make some excellent stuff but that nameplate has long since been turned into pelt to be paraded around in by Woketards demanding respect.

Santa To Just Use Democrat Voter Rolls For Naughty List by christnmusicreleases in Christmas

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“What the [explicit]!? This list says there’s supposed to be fifty-nine naughty democrat families living here! But it’s just an empty lot!” Santa screamed while in Nevada. “These people need coal, dammit!”

Jupiter & Saturn Will Create First Visible “christmas Star” in 800 Years by christnmusicreleases in Christmas

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With the sun ramping up to solar maximum, I'm actually very worried that we could get a major earth-directed CME during this time.

Poor Rudolph by Sw0rdofDam0cles in Christmas

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Seriously sadistic—I like it.

Merry Christmas! by md_saidit in Christmas

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Glad to see this here. I would have made it myself otherwise, looks like you beat me to it! :D