The 10 Best Episodes of Cheek Clappers

PrinceOtumba · 2023-09-20T13:44:46+00:00

Not sure. I’ve been bingeing on the past episodes and I can’t find it anymore. I’m so confused. “Still Wawing” gives a lovely feeling by taking the listener behind the scenes of a person under inspirational influence. “T1:45…one G is for one person but could be split between four persons for a still okay effect. T200..the last redose is kickin in, the pupils are still normal” It’s mad

RealCheekClapper · 2023-09-19T19:49:55+00:00

which one is that in? They're Gonna Taste Great?

RealCheekClapper · 2023-09-19T19:49:38+00:00

I agree these are probably the best two. When Tara's on it it's always a good episode. Therapy Clappers overall is not that good but that one particular story is so funny that still makes me laugh even after having heard it 30 times or so.

PrinceOtumba · 2023-09-18T12:59:02+00:00

🎶🎵”All Our Dreams Have Come True”🎵🎶sung by Tara is a sick beat btw.

PrinceOtumba · 2023-09-18T12:16:58+00:00

“They’re Gonna Taste Great” is also another of my favorite. The first three minutes has such evocative imagery thanks to the music in the background. So haunting. And then as Tara read the recipe, you can hear “its going to taste Great” over and over again on loop. So very dark.

PrinceOtumba · 2023-09-17T13:08:01+00:00

It’s a toss up between Lord of the Fries and Therapy clapper. The episode about the dinner guest mistaking a banana split as a symbol of racism was by far the most intriguing.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-05-10T08:57:56+00:00

You'll be drinking sea water in a minute if you keep up this lip pal

clapfan · 2023-05-10T08:53:44+00:00

Eating one of those pickles in a pouch is nutritionally equivalent to drinking a glass of sea water

RealCheekClapper · 2023-04-28T10:21:28+00:00

goo goo ga ga

RealCheekClapper · 2023-04-28T07:32:12+00:00

I've got to say I was disappointed with this one having waited 4 months for an upload. It was good Om but I'm pissed he made us wait 4 months. As for his non-food videos, these are two of my favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZYCOt7ZPqs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSYqjLbfyY

Also any where he dyes his hair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppqzhaFwCOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7D1O3Ffko

clapfan · 2023-04-28T04:05:31+00:00

This is my first time watching a non-food Omracer video. Highlights:

03:10 HOME
09:24 Dog seems like it absolutely hates him
Uses the word "lift" throughout in way that I cannot understand at all.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-04-21T08:57:35+00:00

Thanks dude, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I can't even begin to imagine what would happen if the NoFap trend swept across India tbh

clapfan · 2023-04-21T03:42:27+00:00

Great ep. "The energy created by nofap turns a normal man into an Indian man" is up there with my other favourite clappers line "I once got a chav into hummus".

RealCheekClapper · 2023-04-12T11:21:13+00:00

Oww!

That's right fatty, you ran yourself over.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-03-07T19:25:13+00:00

I'm still avoiding spoilers for this film so I'm not gonna watch this clip but I really appreciate the Doing It Stealthy/Cheek Clappers crossover

RealCheekClapper · 2023-02-27T09:48:11+00:00

Yeah ginger snap is some olden days Victorian toff shit, I keep it street when it comes to biscuits

clapfan · 2023-02-26T12:39:27+00:00

Yeah dinner is tea in my family. Also ginger nut; ginger snap is posh.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-02-25T17:22:11+00:00

Yeah settee is what chavs call it. Couch is for Americanised posers. Sofa is for gentlemen. Do you call dinner "tea"?

clapfan · 2023-02-25T08:36:02+00:00

I say settee for sofa which I thought might be one of those "top and bottom" things but turns out it's just working class. I also say lounge for living room like a povvo.

clapfan · 2023-02-23T22:00:07+00:00

Love Vietnamese whirls

RealCheekClapper · 2023-02-16T10:01:34+00:00

I think an enema pumps the water in through a tube but a douche just give it a little clean. But yes douches are generally for vaginas, you're correct.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-02-16T09:43:26+00:00

No, slightly different

noshore4me · 2023-02-15T22:28:04+00:00

Anal douches? Do you mean enemas?

SMCAB · 2023-02-14T17:07:17+00:00

Now I know where socks gets his alts. A fag distributor.

69clappersprincess69 · 2023-02-08T13:36:49+00:00

ur request is our demand

69clappersprincess69 · 2023-02-07T20:04:48+00:00

i watched the new one last night on some dodgy Russian turkish cinema recording. avatar is the greatest film franchise of all time. i will die on this hill. the original avatar film is the highest grossing film of all time.

69clappersprincess69 · 2023-02-07T20:03:08+00:00

haha jokes you i KNEW it was a joke ok?????????? tell me you knew i was joking ok??????? i would never be fooled by a mere meme

RealCheekClapper · 2023-02-04T18:05:51+00:00

Do it mate, it will only make you even more popular, it's "negging"

clapfan · 2023-02-04T08:17:15+00:00

Was tempted to make fun of Tara for not realising that where's Wally video was a joke but now I'm worried I'll never catch up to Tyrone if I do.

clapfan · 2023-02-04T02:29:58+00:00

Might rewatch avatar. Thought it was pointless wank the first time.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-02-02T15:22:28+00:00

Ok m8 I'll get on it. I was thinking of doing this anyway.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-25T17:59:04+00:00

dream cheek clappers guest

TDog69 · 2023-01-25T15:13:58+00:00

Fucking fit as

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-24T18:05:38+00:00

hard as fookin nails these lot

Drewski · 2023-01-23T18:59:13+00:00

Ehh just seems like some kids having fun. Production is pretty good too.

UncleWillard56 · 2023-01-23T16:07:56+00:00

It's honestly not the worst thing I've ever seen. What year was this? 2011 I thought I heard someone say?

FuckYourMom · 2023-01-23T14:26:26+00:00

I was going to say, “the song is silly, but it has a good beat”.

clapfan · 2023-01-23T13:14:48+00:00

These lot were in a youth group for chavs that did a music production workshop hence the quality.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-18T10:50:53+00:00

come fry wid meee

clapfan · 2023-01-18T08:32:35+00:00

chersnurs rotin ernarn opun fieeeee

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-15T15:34:21+00:00

The scariest thing about this video is the really over the top "mmm!" noises he keeps making throughout the second half, as if to reinforce to himself and the viewers that this ghastly creation is actually delicious.

clapfan · 2023-01-15T13:31:50+00:00

Jesus the wasabi paste going in the noodles as well.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-14T10:45:42+00:00

He makes them himself, you can see the ghastly process at about 3 and half minutes into this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSYqjLbfyY

In general it's one of my favourite videos of his, it was his final night before moving to a new home and you can see he's really bothered about moving which makes him extra discombobulated and confusing. He sees off his old home by making an absolutely filthy dish of slop and scoffing it down in giant forkfuls.

clapfan · 2023-01-14T02:26:10+00:00

Does he make the tikka noodles himself or does someone actually sell tikka noodles?

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-11T10:49:38+00:00

Once every year or so I send this one to my mum on WhatsApp with no explanation. My favourite response was "What the hell is that????"

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-11T10:48:44+00:00

I love a nice cuppa after a game of footie

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-11T10:46:38+00:00

He has to shave his eyebrows because he doesn't want to "look like a monster" apparently. Tbf he does look better without them.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-11T10:45:48+00:00

I haven't cum to anything other than James Pond in over a decade

TaraTots · 2023-01-11T00:30:23+00:00

This man is wildly autistic but in such a cool way. Bro shaves his eyebrows and uses a kettle for hot water. Wtf?

TaraTots · 2023-01-11T00:24:21+00:00

We love you Tara! Hope you love my screen name.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-10T20:17:47+00:00

"a porno" - this nigga thinks she's from the 1970s

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-10T20:17:23+00:00

shut up queer

HongKongPhooey · 2023-01-10T19:47:40+00:00

Thats pretty sexy

Shill-For-Freedom · 2023-01-10T19:18:06+00:00

"I don't always cry for Israel, but when I do it's extra gay" -JBP

69clappersprincess69 · 2023-01-10T19:12:37+00:00

imagine it tickling your prostate

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-10T16:04:26+00:00

God I would love to suck one of these down right now. It's the ultimate Jar Jar fan experience.

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-10T16:00:57+00:00

dis is soul food brotha

clapfan · 2023-01-10T14:42:49+00:00

3:10 "This is peng right here"

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-10T12:23:43+00:00

nigga about to admonish someone for stealing fizzy lifting drinks

RealCheekClapper · 2023-01-10T10:18:44+00:00

Note the beautiful insignia on the wall.

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