Newsom Bans Cars To Prevent People From Escaping California | The Babylon Bee

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"Now, they'll have to cross the desert on foot," Newsom said as he handed down the order. "I'll show them to flee my progressive utopia! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

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Donner, Donner — party of six.

The governor is a total nut-job. Take him out of office and throw him into a dungeon with some horny, roided, genetic monstrosities. It's from the Bee today but tomorrow, who knows?