COSTCO REPORT: The day of our Fauci 11/27/2025
I dutifully took my morning vaccine and antigen test then donned my hazmat suit to brave the hellscape we now call earth. We needed buttwipe and vegan “meat” tendies to last us another long dark winter of our covid discontent.
When I got there I was astonished to see people shopping leisurely and not running up and down aisles screaming and loading their carts with everything they could get their hands on.
One person was even ORDERING A FOOT LONG HOT DOG. DURING A PANDEMIC. I couldn’t believe it, I wrote a nice long scathing review as I waited for the bleach I sprayed on my groceries to dry. It was like there wasn’t even a pandemic and someone was trying to enjoy themselves like a selfish prick.
I farted in my hazmat suit and I heard farts might spread the virus so now I’m quarantining for the recommended 2 months. We will persevere! CostcoKaren OUT.
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