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[–]usehername 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Those are all my past partners trying to escape.

[–]PenseePansy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

What, is this from the Bad Acid Trip Collection? ("oh god HANDS SPROUTING EVERYWHERE MAKE IT GO AWAY") Or some alternate universe where Ed Gein became an interior designer? Maybe a virtue-signaling remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? (please tell me that "inclusivity" does not extend to a yaas-kween!-fabulous KweerTM Leatherface...) Perhaps damned souls sentenced to an eternity of imprisonment within this Sofa From Hell? And who else can't look at this... THING without thinking "BAD TOUCH!"? Apparently even FURNITURE can be rapey! Who knew?

In any case, as they used to put it on Mystery Science Theater 3000: "good old-fashioned nightmare fuel"!

Withering sarcasm aside, has anyone else checked out IKEA's full range of Pride Loveseats? OK, maybe you value your eyeballs too much (with the prevailing puketastic aesthetics, it's really more like "Shame Loveseats" ["Hateseats"?], amirite?), but I couldn't help noticing that, out of 10 designs total, only two-- count 'em, TWO!!!-- are based on, yanno, LGB. (Well, L and B, anyway; G is nowhere to be found.) Other than "Progress" and "Asexual" (WTF is not being oriented towards any sex, including your own, doing here???), the MAJORITY-- 6 out of 10-- are all about (you guessed it) "gender". But oh, why stop at just more than half, IKEA? When every 13-year-old Tumblrite produces as many new genders as pimples? Where's the Loveseat for all of THOSE? Stargender and Beegender and Whateverthefuckgender! Soon you'll have more goddamn couches than asses to sit on 'em!

Christ, can't we even have fuckin' eyesore FURNITURE to ourselves now?

[–]MarkJefferson 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The Lesbian couch looks like the most sit-able one of the lot.

[–]usehername 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

2 trans ones I see.

[–]clitoriana 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

i just want to FUCK on the bisexual couch

[–]PatsyStone 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Whoever made this is low-key a genius. So much subtext.

[–]MarkJefferson 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This is creepy.. It immediately reminded me of these two stories.

Anyway, the replies are worth the existence of this abomination.

[–]PatsyStone 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

My first thought was "Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!" when I saw this. There's something very 80s horror about the style.