Oh honey you are so trad, you have no idea what's going on out there. Let's recap "normal" leftism:

1) No drug additions (I hope) 2) No misanthropy (love your kids while you got'em) 3) No use for public school brainwashing (so you wouldn't be teaching gay sex to the kindergardeners? ... that's not an overstatement) 4) You know how to curate food, have the humility to do basic chores without the urge to rage against 'the patriarchy' (yes this is real too, just find your nearest big city and locate a plumb woman alone with pink/red hair and big glasses.) 5) Not a whore (because we all no satisfaction goes DOWN when you become the town bicycle)

Yes, yes you belong here. And don't worry, Jesus loves you, even if you had down all the above to hurt yourself.