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[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think the current specimen would do just fine provided we seal it in an oversized glass container of formaldehyde (to ensure freshness).

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

White people already tried it. Neither lizard people nor oompa loompas helped.