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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This sounds familiar.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Please tell me this is a joke.

[–]jerkwad152 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It'd only be serious on reddit

[–]TheMaharishi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Please tell me you are a joke XD

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Kill her.

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Adventurous_Ad6212. Think of it as another adventure.

Or dump your boyfriend.

[–]carn0ld03 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

'Your "girlfriend" forced "her" cock into your mouth'? 'Bad dragon order'? 'Loads up the biodegradeable egg'? Wtf?

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

doubled me over which caused me to fall face first with my mouth open on to her she spear

Same energy https://youtu.be/aDdOchBejcc

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

God is grate - on my nerves.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Take it on the chin like a bukaki cum dumpster.