How do I deal with my crippling addiction to gamer girl piss?

submitted by HongKongPnooey from self.AskSaidIt

I'm addicted to gamer girl piss. I know it's bad for me, but I can't help myself. Every single day I buy multiple bottles of it filled to the brim with that delicious girly urine. The stuff is just so damn good. It's sour and salty, and it hits the spot every time. I drink it all the time. I drink it in the morning, I drink it at night, I even drink it between meals. I'm so obsessed with it that I've even started buying it off of the sketchier Twitch streamers and Reddit users, many of which have later turned out to be actually dudes using AI deepfakes to pretend they are gamer girls. I know it's pathetic and that I shouldn't be buying much less drinking this stuff, but I don't care. I need my fix.

My obsession with gamer girl piss is starting to damage my personal life. I'm always broke because I spend all my money on it. I've lost my job because I have been caught drinking water off the women's toilet multiple times. My parents have disowned me because they couldn't tolerate the shame and humiliation I was bringing to our family anymore. But I don't care. I just need my gamer girl piss.

I know I need help, but I don't know where to turn. I'm afraid to go to rehab because I don't want to give up my precious bottles of the Belle Delphine collection. I'm so lost. I don't know what to do.

All I know is that I need my gamer girl piss. I need it to survive. I need it to feel alive. I need it to be happy.

Gamer girl piss, you're the only one who understands me. You're the only one who makes me feel good. You're the only one who I can count on.

I love you, gamer girl piss. I'll never leave you.

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

I think I've figured out the problem brother Hong.

  1. Gamer girl pee is a classy thing, like wine tasting. You are supposed to swish it around in your mouth and spit it out, not drink it all like some sort of barbarian.

  2. Don't order it through the mail, always get it fresh, straight from the source

Glad I could help you sort this out

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Now that is some good dancing. Phooey also has mad rhythm like that. I invented both the Whip and the Nae Nae, do you want me to teach you to do the Dougie?

    [–]jet199 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

    Hate to break it to you, but obviously as gamer girls don't exist that's likely man piss.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    My wife is a lifelong gamer. She has the OG Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Sega Game Gear, Gameboy, Nintendo 64, PS2, Xbox 360, PS4, PS5, and a fuckton of games. She's good, and she loves watching me play perhaps even more. She wishes I played more, but my hands can only so much and it's got to be a top notch game for me to hurt them over. The new Spiderman and Zelda games are coming out, they both qualify. The former is particularly egregiously rough to play, everything you do is a combo.

    There's the obvious upsides to it, but there's some downsides nobody ever considers. Like if you both like the same game. Besides either needing two devices / two monitors / two games, or taking turns, there's an odd phenomenon that when one of us beats a game, the other stops playing it. It feels like you beat it even if the other person did, and it's done. Not a lot of games are co-op anymore, so you're often not playing together, and when you are, it's easy to get frustrated with each other during challenging parts, particularly if you're doing good, and the other person is fucking it up over and over. It's been me, it's been her, it happens.

    It's also why on our 24th anniversary I'm shooting the shit with y'all while she plays her second playthrough of Harry Potter. Why people like Mel are so useful, it's nice to have someone to talk when you're being ignored for video games.

    [–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Wow. I kind of like you and your posts and comments, yet I have no idea what you are talking about. Literally, no clue. I’m a a 52 year old White boy with a a pickup truck, a business, a wife, a house or two, or four, and haven’t played a video game since Gauntlet was in the arcade.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    The wife and I grew up when personal computers and gaming devices were more common, we're a decade younger.

    [–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Ah, I see. There’s a lot of that I will never catch up with.

    [–]monkeymagic 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    killing yourself would definitely solve this problem

    [–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Have the eminent Dr. Anthony Fauci Jingleheimer-Schmidt give you a medical grade golden shower. This thoroughly-tested method has been shown to be 99.879% effective in not only curing addiction to gamer girl piss, but also preventing relapse.

    Most health insurance policies will fully cover this treatment but few cover the optional additional service where the good doctor gets frisky and covers syphilitic sores with his special sauce. This is said to effectively prevent laboratory rats, which are a proven source of cancers and affluenza.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Damn thats hot, I kinda want to try gamer girl piss now to see what all the fuss is about

    [–]Hengkongphooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    😮

    [–]ExplodingToasterOven 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Get yourself some estrus mare urine, I think that'll fix you up for a fraction of the cost. :D

    [–]PingPongPooPoo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    There you are! Stop pretending to be sane and come back home or we won't eat raw goat anus for dinner, young man.

    [–]Diana 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Make bullying great again

    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Choke and drown in it.

    [–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    You should let me pee on you.

    [–]EvilDed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    😂

    [–]Gaslov 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I've heard bullet to the head therapy solves all mental illness.

    [–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Start drinking gamer guy piss. Ordered only in milk jugs. Problem solved.

    [–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Shut up cracker

    [–]TheMaharishi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It's really not an issue until you crank it up to basement dweller poop.