Eating sucks. What's the closest thing there is to a calorie pill?

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It's not very efficient

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I read somewhere that some people just shove dead rodents up their ass and somehow they get nutritional value from that maybe you'd like to give it a try

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Worth a shot

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

When I was much younger I found half a dozen mice out in a field and I brought him home and put them in a fish aquarium with tree branches and dirt and rocks and leaves and whatnot and they bred like crazy pretty soon there was two or three hundred mice running around and do you know the parents will eat their young if the young don't get up and get moving

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you remember to feed them?

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If I remember right they eat just about anything you can put cat food dog food you can put food scraps anything I mean it's not like rats need special rat food from PetSmart