Eating sucks. What's the closest thing there is to a calorie pill?

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[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I like the meal replacement shakes. I'm partial to Soylent Strawberry, but only because the other ones suck and they got rid of the best one, Soylent Cacao (now it's this sickly sweet Creamy Chocolate crap).

[–]elchupacabra[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Is this a soy joke or are they actually good?

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I dig em. 400 cal/20% daily allowance of all vitamins and minerals. Good amount of protein. Beats fast or junk food as a meal option. Ideally I want to use this for most meals and then occasionally spend the time and money on making a decent meal and actually sitting down to take my time and enjoy it. That's the goal of most meals, right? Nutrition over taste?

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I heard that Ryan Gosling fattened up for a movie role by drinking melted ice cream all day every day.

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can't believe Ryan Gosling was on my diet

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Technically any food can be ground up and placed into a capsule a gel cap which can be purchased at many health food stores.

You're not going to put rocks or dirt in it the only thing you can eat is food nobody's figured a way out around that.

You can almost live on peanut butter so if you wanted you could stuff gel caps with peanut butter maybe using a syringe you could make capsules that you could live on.

Rice is one of the most basic foods that you can live on basic rice and some sugar

[–]elchupacabra[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It's not very efficient

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I read somewhere that some people just shove dead rodents up their ass and somehow they get nutritional value from that maybe you'd like to give it a try

[–]elchupacabra[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Worth a shot

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

When I was much younger I found half a dozen mice out in a field and I brought him home and put them in a fish aquarium with tree branches and dirt and rocks and leaves and whatnot and they bred like crazy pretty soon there was two or three hundred mice running around and do you know the parents will eat their young if the young don't get up and get moving

[–]elchupacabra[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you remember to feed them?

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If I remember right they eat just about anything you can put cat food dog food you can put food scraps anything I mean it's not like rats need special rat food from PetSmart

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Name checks out. Recommend keeping mouth closed and eyes open.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

hurrrrrrr ur username triggers me

shh, is ok bby

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Was a joke.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

o.o

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In Canada, we call timbits 'fat pills'.

[–]quantum-step 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

For women it's called "marriage". No idea for guys, though.

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

for guys it's called marriage too, comes with a hairy gut and everything

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