If you could have anything, at this very moment, what would it be?

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

All the gold in the world, hidden in 3,000 separate bunkers that are carved into bed rock.

The bunkers must have very specific specifications, including well water that is accessible just by walking down that low. A shit ton of guns, and clean air, and a way to provide food, like cave mushrooms or something, nuclear power.

I want slaves. Like sex slaves, and worker slaves.

Totally sustainable, and complete unknown to the rest of the world.

And about 50 billion dollars, so I can invest in non conventional technology. Like alien recreation vehicles. Stuff like that.

I want immortality.

Steak.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Ok but you are now a transgender woman with a lopped-off dick.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

What about my balls? I already have several children. I would probably take that bet, but important hormones come from my nuts, for health.

Could you imagine making such an impact on humanity?

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Dick and balls, you are neutered basically. You made a deal with The Devil to get what you want, so he neutered you and turned you into a transgender woman.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Deal with the devil?

And you mean a vagina, or like flat with a tube to piss?

I doubt my contributions to this earth will be more than this.

I’d probabaly take it?

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Flat like a nullio with a tube to piss.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I’d prob live with it.