What do you eat in a day?

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[–]jerkwad152 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hardtack and grog.

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Insects. I get them from Bill Gates.

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What do you eat?

[–]Gravi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

An elephant!

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is a socks alt.

I eat 13 cheeseburgers, I eat 2 lbs of cotton candy, I eat several large boxes of cereal with full cal milk, I eat my mother's titties after I whine, I eat 11-13 extra large hershey bars, I eat 2-3 gallons of honey mustard mixed with ranch, and for dinner I have a slim fast shake.

[–]Beardbuster 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Human Food Pellets, you get them in the pet aisle at the store

[–]Raindeer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Suffering

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

im on the ass puzzay diet