Who shall be my valentine?

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She's a nice girl and she's not going to be influenced by some hooligan with a monster penis.

I am a hooligan with a monster penis, and I am very influential with the ladies

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    My nipples are huge and really hard right now, is that normal?

    [–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    ya