Is it legal to fuck roadkill?

submitted by RaverJodes from (self.AskSaidIt)

It would be a step up from a fake handheld pussy, especially if it's still warm

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[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Great, now you're trying to tell me that my wife is dead? First the truck needs a new transmission and now this. It's been a heck of a week,

Though I'd be surprised if the pussy is still warm. She's been dry and cold as a desert in winter down there for years.

[–]legly 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i hope so