what is the best food to masturbate with

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i like nacho cheese. then i stuff it in my leg scar tissue pockets for later

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[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Swiss Cheese

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2662841/Notorious-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-pleads-guilty-flashing-women-car-propositioning-holding-slices-cheese.html

'I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis,' he wrote.

'I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese.'

[–]legly[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

'I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese.'

hnnghsgdhs that made some buttermilk cum out

[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

'I was able to wrap and wear a good 1 ½ pounds of Swiss cheese against my penis, and wear the Swiss cheese for hours at a time, before I would climax from just having the Swiss cheese on my penis,' Chris wrote.

[–]legly[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

swiss cheenis

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A sun-warmed watermelon with a hole cut in it is a wonderful masturbatory aid.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Live octopus.

Ask the Japanese

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That seems fishy to me.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bananas. You can use the peel as a Fleshlight while fellating the condom wrapped fruit.

[–]RaverJodes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A chicken. Take out the stuffing and stuff your cock in there

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How... how do you do it? Do you put your junk on the food? Or do you eat the food while masturbating?