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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Nice try Morpheus, I'm not taking any of your pills. Unless they are LSD tabs, in which case I will have some

[–]legly[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

boom faggotpilled. your move gay boy

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm saving my anal virginity for Jesus. Once I get to heaven he is going to ravage me, but only if I have remained pure

[–]legly[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you can never escape his love no matter how hard you fight.

[–]RaverJodes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

MDMA