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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

It looks like there was basically* only 1 committer for years! Maybe he got burned out.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

So hard to find good slaves these days. Maybe u/Vulptex would be interested in being chained to the codebase.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I'm not exactly sure how that would work.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

We can do the whole chained in the basement thing, with your arms manacled above your head, and you can code with your toes.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well that's still chained to a basement wall and not the codebase. Let's do it 🥵

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The chaining to the codebase is more symbolic.

Let's do it 🥵

Fuck yeah! Finally, everyone gets want they want.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Will I be spoonfed since I can't use my hands? And do I get bathroom breaks or will I have to pee my pants?

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

We'll make a game out of feeding time, we'll throw food at your face and anything you manage to catch, you can eat.

will I have to pee my pants?

What pants? We'll hose you off occasionally.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I won't be able to focus if I'm naked, so let's not do that.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It'll be like this.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And you should know