I'm strongly considering having my penis tattooed to look like an Airbus321 to match my true gender identity. What do you guys think?

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Would you let me dock my jumbo jet in your hangar?

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[–]Bonn1770 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This would be a more appropriate plane

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Are you sure this time? Yesterday you wanted it to look like a french fried potater, mmhmm

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Quiet you. You know you want it.

https://saidit.net/s/whatever/comments/a205/how_to_lube_up_an_airbus320_for_smooth_entry/10cka

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

ooo yeah thats hot. It turns me on when you link to my posts. Also, sometime I don't flush the toilet after I poo, I like to let it age and mature a bit first

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

u/Airbus321, You've got the green light buddy.

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You might want to consider a Smart Car instead. At least it has a chance of fitting.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Boooo.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you attracted to anthropomorphic plane women?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You sure you know how to fly that thing?