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[–]BISH 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Who is the most sought after bachelor of Saidit?

Probably /u/Schwarzenigga (AKA socks).

Not for any desirable traits. None such exist.

However, I suspect he's severely hated, and people may want to capture and eliminate this individual.

Personally, I wouldn't ever consider this option.
That scumbag isn't worth the trouble, and no one believes his slapstick idiocy. He's useless.

Conversely, I suspect he may have taken enough jabs to rid us all of his foolishness.

I'm not hoping for this, but I wouldn't complain if it happened.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

capture

Ooh do me next please 😏 Not really looking for sex or slaving though, I just wanna be tied up in the basement or closet and kept there 🪢

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Ooh do me next please

Stick close to socks, and you may get your request.

Not really looking for sex or slaving though

Socks may try to jab you, but not sexually. He's a feckless eunuch.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Oh that's an even worse jab, no thanks to that. I've never heard of socks capturing people before though.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Socks has a captivating aspect to his persona.

You have to stare for a moment. It's like witnessing a grisly motorcycle accident.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean captured as in being kept tied up in someone's basement.