I'm just asking... Am I still a member of this family ???

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus you nasty swine, you have a demonic soul. Begone demon, the power of christ compels you

[–]HongPongHooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

suck a monkey dick fruitcake

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

https://www.ranker.com/list/how-to-summon-a-succubus/joesph-langdon

[–]HongPongHooey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

i can't read that while I am undercover.

this is a STING operation

we are filing sealed indictments

sign up for witness protection

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

https://www.globalgreyebooks.com/simon-necronomicon-ebook.html

[–]HongPongHooey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

i can't read that while I am undercover.

this is a STING operation

we are filing sealed indictments

sign up for witness protection

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Have you ever had your prostate milked?

[–]HongPongHooey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

please milk my prostate.