Help! I summoned a demon and lost control of it! What should I do?

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[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Pinch yourself. Demons live in Hell and God does a right good job keepin' 'em there. If you aren't in Hell, what you have isn't a demon, it's a nightmare of your own mind.

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

/u/hongkongphooey thinks that Satan loves him.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Oof.

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

It's true. He thinks that life is more care free, with fewer rules, because Satan only asks you to do what makes you happy..

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Help, I think the demon is taking control of me! MOLOCH DEMANDS A BLOOD SACRIFICE MORTAL!!! 👺

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I challenged you to make a joke about those scriptures above.

I don't think you can do it.

Nope.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” Ezekiel 23:20

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bahahahahaha 🤣 omg lol 😂🙏 such holy scriptures!!!

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

No, that is not a joke about the verses that I posted above

Try again

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again." Exodus 21: 7-8

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Same thing..

You can't make jokes about those verses.