DAE ever have those poops where you use half a roll of toilet paper and still aren't clean, but your butthole is too raw to wipe anymore?

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[–]jet199 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You need to keep pushing.

You still have some inside and are just pulling it out wipe by wipe.

Have a stool in your bathroom and put your feet up on it.

[–]charlie6067 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Almost every day.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wet wipes are just the bestest 💦🧻 puts an end to any poo-crayon

[–]TimothyMcFuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I call that the ass wiping Olympics

[–]DJBadSwagger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have a very hairy asshole, thusly I end up using a lot of toilet paper, I have on many an occasion experienced my asshole being too raw to continue wiping and in some cases even blood, my tactic is to widen my asshole when shitting that way the shit scrapes against a smaller asshole surface area, hope this helps

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No but last night i had the hearshy squirts except they werent really squirta they were more like torrents. I had torrents of liquid shit shooting out of my asshole is whar im saying. Then when i went to wipe i realized it was completely clean

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

🍩😞

Am I dying?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No, but you should invest in some wipes, and those psyllium husk pills.