I don't want Trump to run, but if he does run I want him to win and would hope that he 1. Returns the country to energy independence and 2. Reinvigorates the economy so that my retirement fund starts going in the right direction.

I would also like him to become the dictator everyone said he would be and see him genocide a whole crap ton of my enemies, but I feel like that is really doubtful even if he won in a landslide, so I am good with #1 and 2 above.