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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Wolfenstein the new order. I know exactly what happens to overweight gay men in the Nazi regime. and it aint a parade and free cake.

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Could be worse, could be overweight, gay, and Jewish.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Der fette homosexuelle Koboldjudenkönig Ezekiel Goldberg kommt jede Nacht außer Freitagabend aus dem Schrank, um Ihren Kindern Geld zu leihen. Nur der liebe Anführer und seine wütenden Tiraden können dem Einhalt gebieten. Geh Hitlerjugend, sammle die 7 magischen Hannauka-Kerzen, damit du das Dürrtal des Untergangs reformieren und dich von den bösen Zionisten weg und in die liebevollen Arme Hitlers schleudern kannst, es sei denn, du bist zurückgeblieben, schwul, zu schwarz, schwerhörig oder behindert, dann haben wir Euthanasie für Sie!

[–]Pis-dur 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wolfenstein Enemy Territory :D Waiting for Panzerfaust headshot :)

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kein Kuchen. Keine Parade? Kein schwules Tanzen? Diese 卍Party ist scheiße. Sag mir, sie haben wenigstens Bier.

[–]Mastermustard03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You couldn't pay me to play that trash propaganda.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you thinking of youngblood? the one with the woke bullshit?

[–]raven9 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

Sonic the Hedgehog stuck on level 1 cant stop landing on the spikey thing.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Protip - Avoid the spikey thing.

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Instructions unclear, spikey thing now lodged in poopchute, wat do?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Abort! Abort!

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Pong. If that square blip hits me I'm a goner.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Resident Evil Remastered. Bunch of dudes coming round the corner and all I've got is a grenade launcher doodle and it blows the fuck out of everything and leaves me limping away like pimp on acid.

[–]Mazurro 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Bloodborne. Fuck.

[–]HongKongPhooey 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The game of life. I'm a kangaroo trapped in the body of a man. I just want to hippity hop through the outback getting kangaroo poon, but I can't because I'm trapped in this damn hairless monkey suit slaving away for the man.

[–]GeorgeCarlin 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Factorio. You ain't "trapped" in Factorio. Not with the mod selection I play it with.

You run in any direction and there always are new areas to explore. This is the nature of this game.

Once you got the rocket, you just take all the stuff you want or can use, reset research and start from scratch.

Fucked though maybe. This depends a lot on alien evolution and where their nests are sitting when you are starting.

It is always doable from my experience anyway.

There is an old save game of mine with over 2000 hours of gameplay that was migrated over four or five planets and a plethora of patches.

With Bobs-, Angels and Clowns mods I need about 80-90 hours nowadays to build a new rocket, if the patch changes didn't change the production-chains too much.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Heroes & Generals... I'm fighting in World War II forever. This time it's with the commies, but one way or another, I'll die for sure.

8 years playing. Once you get into this game, there is no going back.

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Red Dead Online.

I'm fucked.

But, it was a solo lobby, so at least I don't have to worry about asshole PCs ruining my day, just the regular NPC assholes!

[–]KaijuJay 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ark: Survival Evolved. No more info needed.

[–]quantum-step 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Riftbreaker. I'm alone in a mech to colonize a hostel planet. Fuck yeah. I'm dead, but fuck yeah!

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vampire Survivors. You die at the end of each level, or before if you suck.

[–]NutterButterFlutter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Bloons TD6. Id like to think me and my monkey friends could destroy any and all of our balloon overlords with enough time and patience. Especially once I become Prince of Darkness.

[–]Enemycupcake 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That game is seriously addicting

[–]Alan_Crowe 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The closed I've been to playing a video game is http://incredible.pm/

Too stupid to solve the puzzles, so very screwed :-(

[–]Maggotus 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Magic the Gathering...No problem at all I'm a fucking Wizard

[–]IndianaJones 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Multiversus. I wonder what my moveset would be? I'd probably be a joke character or something. My moveset would be asking people for hugs, and if they say no, they would die instantly. So I think I'd do okay in Multiversus!

[–]HiddenFox 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

GTA V so I'm pretty good.

[–]Choclate1893Pepsi[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Until you get decimated by an Oppressor Mk2 tryhard.

[–]solder0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Black Mesa....I could probably survive.

[–]Newzok 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Psychonauts 2. Hey, that's a fun world to be in. I want to enter people's minds.

[–]Enemycupcake 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dead cells, so I have no hope. I'll either be executed, killed by some monstrosity, or catch the malaise and turn into a monster myself. Best case scenario I turn into some kind of creature that's still sentient and live in a dungeon selling weapons or food to the same decapitated guy again and again and again.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Horizon Forbidden West, I'll just stay in a village and avoid the robot dinosaurs.

[–]ASTO 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was Playing Civilization V brave new world.I guess I am fine.

[–]Choclate1893Pepsi[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For me: Turok. I'm a badass Native American looking to hunt dinos. But I'm fucked. Probably would get eaten by a dinosaur in like, 2 seconds.

[–]DJBadSwagger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Skyrim, I'm the fucking dragonborn so all's well

[–]IvoryHoward 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

+1

[–]Jordanv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would even say that I am in happiness. The last game I played was at an online casino in Germany where I made a lot of money. It was exactly five days ago. It was a game just like any other when suddenly I won the jackpot! Unlike some of you, I am not at a disadvantage. Make a habit of playing this kind of game, you may become rich overnight.