How can I put my trust in Jesus knowing he was a dirty Jew?

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[–]Anman 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Find out who Jesus is first, because clearly you have no idea who he is, what he did and what it means to you.

[–]Insider 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

he was a brown Middle Eastern scam artist that white people worshiped for 2000 years

His day job was a carpenter making chairs and tables for people.

His mom was a whore and the three wise men were her clients. One of them was Jesus's daddy.

The four gospels were written 40-100 years AFTER Jesus died. The average lifespan 2000 years ago was around 40 years old. None of the ppl who wrote the gospel likely ever met Jesus, the brown scam artist.

[–]0rco 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sources / references?

[–]Insider 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you Google "was Jesus brown" about the first 200 hits talk about Jesus being brown. Not to mention the earliest artwork of him was a brown dude (as shown in my response to Dragonerne).

There's also plenty of info on when the Gospels were written:

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/religion/story/mmfour.html

https://www.blueletterbible.org/Comm/stewart_don/faq/historical-accuracy-of-the-bible/question10-when-were-the-gospels-written.cfm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel

The other shit is just common sense.

I mean..if you bang dudes for a living, what are you gonna tell your son?

There are around 20 people who may be your father

or

oh yeah, I'm a virgin! it was God who put me in you.

What is she gonna tell the neighbors about the three mysterious men visiting her on the night of Jesus's birth?

They all visited me to to look at the baby and see which one of them Jesus resembled.

or

They were three middle eastern kings compelled by God to visit me and bring Jesus gifts!

Apparently, biology only holds true when arguing about 1 million different genders, but when it comes to Jesus, you don't need semen to give birth anymore! All you gotta do is phone up God and say, "hey dude! I want a baby!"

Hey maybe transvestite she-he's CAN give birth! A man can be a woman! Just phone up God.

[–]Dragonerne 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Google is owned by jews and jews murdered Jesus

Your sources are literally of the devil, rev 2:9 and 3:9