How can I put my trust in Jesus knowing he was a dirty Jew?
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[–]Anman 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (13 children)
Find out who Jesus is first, because clearly you have no idea who he is, what he did and what it means to you.
[–]Insider 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (12 children)
he was a brown Middle Eastern scam artist that white people worshiped for 2000 years
His day job was a carpenter making chairs and tables for people.
His mom was a whore and the three wise men were her clients. One of them was Jesus's daddy.
The four gospels were written 40-100 years AFTER Jesus died. The average lifespan 2000 years ago was around 40 years old. None of the ppl who wrote the gospel likely ever met Jesus, the brown scam artist.
[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
You're blatantly making up the whole scam artist thing.
You're also making up his bioligical mother being a whore and the three magicians being her clients and Jesus's biological father. Not sure why that matters, nor his skin color or being a Jew or his profession of carpentry (note: there's some confusion about whether he himself was a carpenter or whether his earthly father was the carpenter. Perhaps the semitic phrase was something like "son of carpentry" and was mistranslated as "son of carpenter". Or it was changed to his father by people who had an objection to him practicing an earthly profession).
[–]Insider 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (1 child)
You're right, the scam artists were the four people who wrote the first four books of the New Testament. You would think someone would be writing that shit down as it was happening live, not 40-100 years after his death.
Not sure why that matters, nor his skin color
Skin color matters cause if ppl could see him, zero people would worship him. You can't control the white sheep by parading a 5'5 brown man in front of them.
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
They did write it down, but then it was improved upon by later authors and no one copied the original drafts anymore.
[–]Insider 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
It was common for poor shits to be scammers around that time. Lots of them on the street.
Note that the person who got crucified and the person who was "resurrected" looked nothing alike. Yeah, I know the excuses.."God prevented his disciples from recognizing him!", "the Sun was in Mary's eyes"
lmao, how stupid do you have to be to believe that shit. Scam artist.
[–]Dragonerne 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Jesus was white, just like he is depicted on various art works and just like the people of where he grew up are depicted as whites on mosaics. Genetic studies also show that the ancient levant was more genetically closer to white Europeans than the modern day brown middle east. Islam brownified the middle east. At the time of Jesus and before it was occupied by whites
[–]Insider 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
here's the earliest artwork of brown 5'5 Jesus:
https://qr.ae/pvi9jQ
Then white ppl came in and made him theirs, lmao
[–]Dragonerne 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Those are not the earliest depictions nor are they from the levant, greece or rome but rather from Africa. So some africans many hundreds of years later depicted him as brown, congrats lol
Another example of brownwashing in history. you think you were the little mermaid too? LOL "We wuz jesus n shieeeet"
[–]0rco 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Sources / references?
[–]Insider 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
If you Google "was Jesus brown" about the first 200 hits talk about Jesus being brown. Not to mention the earliest artwork of him was a brown dude (as shown in my response to Dragonerne).
There's also plenty of info on when the Gospels were written:
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/religion/story/mmfour.html
https://www.blueletterbible.org/Comm/stewart_don/faq/historical-accuracy-of-the-bible/question10-when-were-the-gospels-written.cfm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel
The other shit is just common sense.
I mean..if you bang dudes for a living, what are you gonna tell your son?
There are around 20 people who may be your father
or
oh yeah, I'm a virgin! it was God who put me in you.
What is she gonna tell the neighbors about the three mysterious men visiting her on the night of Jesus's birth?
They all visited me to to look at the baby and see which one of them Jesus resembled.
They were three middle eastern kings compelled by God to visit me and bring Jesus gifts!
Apparently, biology only holds true when arguing about 1 million different genders, but when it comes to Jesus, you don't need semen to give birth anymore! All you gotta do is phone up God and say, "hey dude! I want a baby!"
Hey maybe transvestite she-he's CAN give birth! A man can be a woman! Just phone up God.
Google is owned by jews and jews murdered Jesus
Your sources are literally of the devil, rev 2:9 and 3:9
[–]Anman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
The idea that jesus is a scam artist, is spread by scam artists. See islam.
The idea that he had a day job, is spread by scam artists. I was raised a plasterer, but I am not a plasterer
The idea that his mom was a whore, is an idea spread by scam artists. The three wise man thing, you heard that from a scam artist.
The four gospel thing and the writing order, sorry, you heard that from scam artists.
Good job.
[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I'm pretty sure in olde worlde language a carpenter was someone who built houses and a person who made chairs and tables would be a joiner.
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