If an FDS user asked you out on a date, would you say yes?

submitted by IndianaJones from self.AskSaidIt

And by FDS I mean the ladies from r/FemaleDatingStrategy. If not, would you date one for 1 billion dollars? If you still wouldn't, would you at least hate-fuck one?

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[–]TarBaby 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I would hate fuck one of them and make sure the condom has a hole in it to get them pregnant.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I bet the resulting offspring would be the greatest child to have ever lived! TarBaby Jr, curer of cancer!

[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

If any Western woman asked me out, I would assume that I am hallucinating and take my temperature.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry man :(

Me too.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

A FDS user would never ask a man out on a date.

That's literally part of the strategy.

You have to act like a Victorian gentleman.

[–]danjl 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Which is funny because a Victorian gentleman wouldn't fucking approve of a woman having voting rights, let alone any other rights.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good point

[–]andrewtate 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I would throw a rock at her

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I always enjoyed a good grudge fuck back in the day. Give them the best fuck they have ever had and then throw them away.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Damn, that's brutal! Would you at least cuddle with her after sex?

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Only way that ever happened was if it was really late and I wanted her to do the walk of shame the next morning.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No and then run

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I don't know what that is, so it probably wouldn't be a deal breaker. Here are my mine

  1. No women that are actually men (the most important rule)
  2. Morbidly obese isn't gonna work for me
  3. No devoutly religious women
  4. Must be ok with my recreational drug use
  5. I'm never getting vaccinated, so if that would ever be an issue, better fuck off now

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Okay we get it you're gay.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Morbid obesity and FDS tend to go hand in hand. If a morbidly obese woman asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

A hug? Sure, I'm not a monster

[–]IndianaJones[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Me too. I would even kiss her too.