Is it safe to marinate a porkchop in my vagina?

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[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Use lemon juice and sour cream so it'll make some nice chunky curds.

[–]Diana 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The question isn't "is it safe" but rather "should I do it" and the answer is and will always be: absolutely, you should.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Go for it. You do you.

Don't worry about other's opinions.

[–]Huliver 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let me fill your vagina up with my semen first for some protein. It is the secret sauce for marinating.