Why are my balls itchy? Will it help if I dip them in soy sauce?

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That depends on what you think of modern programming. If you like modern programming then I suggest that your itchy balls mean that you were born the wrong gender and need to transition. After your balls have been cut off, you may dip them in soy sauce, fry them, and eat them. But if you hate modern programming then just scratch your balls and save the soy sauce for dumplings.