would you replace me with a robot, given the choice?

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[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

You're not a robot??

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think it might be. Otherwise it's a really sad loser, probably autistic. I try to remember not to engage yelgy and what's the other one, yabbit?

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

no

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Maybe you just don't know, could be programmed to say that...

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

no

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

But maybe

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

ask me something only a non-robot nibba would know

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Why's a whopper better than a bigmac?

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

who the fuck eats kurger bing

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Legends and heroes, brother.

[–]yabut 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Fuck yeah nibba, I'd replace you with a sexxxy fembot in a hot sec, no hard feelings yo but I gots to get my cyber sexy on, negro.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Let's be straight here. A fembot is the only way you'd actually get any action, no?

[–]yabut 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Nah nibb, I be getting all the consensual sexualizing, bro, just never diddled a robot, yo

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Don't you fear that it'll turn on you and try to take over the world?

[–]yabut 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sheeeit, I'm counting on it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, I don't like people, but I like robots even less

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A useful robot or one of them dumb robots that only know how to twerk and say dumb robot kinda things like 'Robots don't like apples, because they're androids'?