What is your survival plan for the first 3 days of the zombie apocalypse?

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[–]TooMuchClay 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What us survivors of them last zompocalypse knows that you folk don't is that zombie steaks is good eatin. None of this need for food stocks.

So long as you can hoodwink yer neighbors into going out and "meeting" the zombies early on, youse gonna have food crawling over yer fence nuff time for you to hunker down till it blows over.

Ain't nothing juicey-like a goodn zombie sirloin, maybe'n a penne zompasta bisteca, or a nice vinda-z-loo on rice, topping o taytoes....