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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Supplies? For a week or two. Hideout? My parents house in a middle of nowhere. Emergency transport? My legs. Weapons? Two knives.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Two knives, love it

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I carry them always with me in my backpack.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The lanyard hole in knives can be used to secure it to a pole to fashion a spear. Probably a lot safer than getting in too close to zombies.

Although you remind me my rolling pin could make a formidable close range weapon too. Thing is solid. Probably grab my hammer too. And a towel.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Spears are an excellent way of distancing from those deadly zombie bites!

[–]jamesK_3rd 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it depends on what type of incident we are talking about.

Something like A Carrington event? it's mass casualty regardless of how much food stuffs people have.

Anyone in extreme hot or cold weather climates are toast. Anyone depending on medication to sustain their lives, which is a majority of Americans now, are toast.

Food stuffs are good for events like what we saw for the past two years or so where Dems and Republicans collude with private companies as fascist or communist regions to dictate what can and cannot do.. get the jab or don't work and don't eat, support BLM or we'll silence you, get the mass media to dox u and get u fired etc.

[–]TooMuchClay 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What us survivors of them last zompocalypse knows that you folk don't is that zombie steaks is good eatin. None of this need for food stocks.

So long as you can hoodwink yer neighbors into going out and "meeting" the zombies early on, youse gonna have food crawling over yer fence nuff time for you to hunker down till it blows over.

Ain't nothing juicey-like a goodn zombie sirloin, maybe'n a penne zompasta bisteca, or a nice vinda-z-loo on rice, topping o taytoes....

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You already live in a zombie apocalypse.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

live near a fuel station and supermarket

That's totally going to help. : ^ )

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I live in Bongland where prepping is unheard of really. I've got enough butane and water to drink sort of sterile water and enough dry foods and vitamins to keep me for a month. A functional fireplace and a chainsaw means I won't go cold. Got myself a fresh caravan battery to use as emergency power and that sorts me out for a couple of weeks if I ration the power.

Got no where to hide but like I said the people around me have sky high time preference so they're already feeling the squeeze from a little inflation given how much finance the average person takes on themselves.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We get flooded out for weeks sometimes, pretty much always can go a month or so without supplies if we had to. Probably just gather the immediate family and shelter in place like more natural disasters. I imagine many of my fellow Texans would be an asset rather than a threat.

live near a fuel station and supermarket,

I am surrounded by fuel stations and supermarkets, the time to go to them is not when there's already an emergency. They're packed and food/fuel runs out.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What I advise is for people to have "hit list" of those whom they consider both politically reprehensible and personally disgusting. Once the tide turns and lawlessness prevails, we must each immediately start killing and robbing those on our lists without further thought or question.

If we can all plan around this, mentally and logistically, so many questions of tactics and provisioning answer themselves. We don't need food stockpiles or a command structure, just white-hot hatred. That is in ample supply at present.

This is, on its surface, a non-ideological plan. I didn't say anything about Christ, or globalism, or Nazis, or "trans" rights. So, in spreading this notion of decentralized, viral, murderous resistance (and I have no doubt it will spread), how do I ensure that it engenders the creation of a better society post-crisis?

That's difficult, but not hopeless. Part of it is who you spread the word to, but that's not everything. It's not like the political right has ever really benefited from reading Saul Alinsky, for example. Why?

I conclude that Alinsky's tactics fit the leftists of his day like a glove, and, conversely, my distributed murder doctrine is inherently right-wing, reactionary, and conservative.

The left is naturally centralized. They are the establishment. They will be too busy desperately clinging to the status quo, putting on their uniforms and finishing up grad school, holding sham elections and running NGOs, to see our bullets coming at their heads- and then they'll quickly be too far down in Hell to cause any more trouble.

There are superficial similarities between Alinsky's suggestions and my own, but there's a profound difference. Alinsky, and leftists in general, are noisy. They want to grind you down with public scrutiny, interminable protests, etc.

My decentralized assassination doctrine is profoundly quiet, if we do it right. The only big part I'm still puzzling through is the identification of the inflection point.

Say you read this and make your list. Thousands of others have theirs. If you just go out and start killing people, you'll just be Beto O'Rourke's next hard-on.

So, it is probably important that the tide of death be synchronized in some way (which is, of course, antithetical to everything else written here). A nuclear attack, EMP incident, or the like would provide an answer, so I suppose we're all just waiting on that for now.

Go ahead and make those lists, though.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Zombie apocalypse is bs in my eyes. Because dead flesh rots. That simple it is.

Even if it is possible, zombies shouldn't endure more than a week in our normal biome.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Do you consider the Resident Evil, 28 Days Later and Zombieland variety of zombies in the same light? A viral infection might keep the flesh alive for longer.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Interesting. But i only know of very rare instances of virus able to interfere with insects.

So maybe.

On the other hand: insects have a very fast evolutionary adaptability because their generations are very short-lived.

Especially when there is an abundance of food, from Lottka-Volterra i'd expect a fast mutation reaction.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I plan on kissing my ass goodbye.

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First couple weeks sit back and do nothing, most people will kill of each other and or die of thirst or hunger. I'm not worried as I have enough to last me a year. After say 3 weeks I go out and loot shooting combatants (anyone that moves).

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

  • hunker
  • down
  • hunker down

3 days you should be able to survive with no difficulty. The rest of the ZA is what will be giving people problems

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Living inner city, the initial great panic could be most hazardous, not only from the zombies but also from looters.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The first 3 days are easy, you just have to sit comfortably locked inside.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Are you safe inside? What if the zombies try to get in?

[–]asterias 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You need a good door. Judging from american movies, I think most homes at US don't have a good door, while in Europe even a hut will have a good door thanks to the widespread burglaries.

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

just sit in my house until I starve