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[–]yabbit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

No. Keep your legs closed and stay in church and you'll be fine.

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Actually going to church is more likely to get a woman pregnant. Because despite what their own book teaches churches always pressure you to get married and raise a family as fast as you can, above all else.

[–]sproketboy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Which is good so what's the problem?

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's a pointless pursuit, unless you actually want to do it. Which you'll find more than enough people do.

[–]icantbelievethis 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's not a pointless pursuit. Married people are statistically happier and more stable/productive and their children even more so, adding to the overall health and stability of society that will permeate into future generations. I can't think of anything less objectively pointless.

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because they happen to fit nature's mold. Of course they'll be happier, because they're able to do what makes them happy. But not everyone does fit that mold, and these are unable to do what would make them happy. And doing what would make another person happy may not make them happy.

[–]AntiSemit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's not a pointless pursuit. You are an automaton naturally-selected for that very purpose.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't care.