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[–]Bigs 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You still think they intend letting filth like you own and use your own car? BWAHAHAHA!!!

No.

The aim for electric cars is precisely because they can't go far, can be remotely controlled etc. You won't own your own, just a subscription service so you can call some self-driving Piss Pod. I call them Piss Pods because I guarantee they will soon smell of piss.

The next stage will be sharing them, so you'll call a PP and have to wait for the next one passing by that's going your way, like a bus, and like a bus it will already have some (pee-smelling) passengers in it. And this is if you're lucky. If you live somewhere unlucky they'll just tell you to get on a bus.

On the bright side, by then your digital ID and their master computer will figure out where you should live and work, so there'll always be a Piss Pod within the hour or two of you needing one to get to and from your designated place of work.

Obviously other destinations will be banned unless you have a suitably high social credit score or sucked the right cock.

Are you new around here?

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    [–]BravoVictor 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    If Taco Bell wins the Franchise Wars, I just might have to kill myself.

    [–]Dr_Bukkake 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    This guy probably doesn’t even know how to use the three seashells.